Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Jerry Reese owns the NFL Draft
Hello New York Football Giants, Stoolies. Ahhhhh the NFL Draft is tomorrow and the Giants have the 32nd pick in 1st round, the best pick in the draft. People might say are you fucking retarded the #1 pick is obviously the best pick. Yea its great because your team fucking sucked last year and you get to pick #1 overall (fuck the Colts) or pick #2 like the Skins who basically mortgaged future drafts for the 100th straight year to grab RG3, yea good move Snyder draft a game changing QB and have ABSOLUTELY nothing around him, he'll look good crawling around on the turf after he got ass raped by JPP, Tuck, hopefully Osi?, Kiwanuka, and the rest of our Super Bowl Champion defense. So back to why picking #32 is awesome, its because you won the fucking Super Bowl HELLOOOO teams should want the last pick in the 1st round every year. And for Jerry Reese it doesnt even matter because he could have only 1 pick in the draft and it be last pick with Mr. Irrelevant (who really is Relevant bc he got drafted by an NFL team, only 253 guys in the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD can say they were drafted by an NFL team and this year its even better because you get that crazy bitch who wants to fuck your brains out anyway, best year to be Mr. Irrelevant) and he would still find an absolute stud, be the first Mr. Irrelevant who probably even made an actual team. So who we looking at with pick #32, I know all hte experts like Kiper and McShay and their 89328492832 mock drafts that start the day after each years drafts end have us taking a different guy each draft, I want Coby Fleener. Why might you ask when we signed Martellus Bennett its because we havent had a stud TE since Bavaro (fuck Shockey he was a complete asshole and if he didnt get hurt in '07 we probably dont even make the playoffs, let alone win the fuckin Super Bowl). Everyone says draft an OL, yea great you can get them later in the draft. The 1st round pick has to be a stud, we can draft OL in the next 6 rounds. Grab Fleener, Jerry and if hes not available grab whoever the fuck you want because I have the utmost confidence in whoever you take, plus we basically have 2 1st round picks from last year that we barely got to even see last year in Prince and Marvin Austin (gonna be a beast, even without playing football in almost 3 years by the time trainign camp comes).
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