Jerry Reese playing chess while the rest of the league plays checkers

Jerry Reese just continues to dominate the draft game.  Getting Rueben Randle with the last pick of the 2nd round is pure gold.  The dude caught 53 passes for over 900 yards and 8 TD's last year with basically a shittier verson of me throwing him the ball, thats how bad LSU quaterbacks were.  Do people honestly realize how fucking awful Jarrett Lee and Jordan Jefferson were last year?  With Nicks, Cruz, and Randle the Giants have probably the best 3 WR set in the league, no doubt.  Thanks Manningham for the great catch in the Super Bowl, but see ya thanks for leaving.

With the 3rd round pick the G-Men selected Jayron Hosley out of Va Tech, another nice pick for the secondary.  Scouts say this kid is an absolute ballhawk and Va Tech and he said he left college early because it was getting too easy for him.  Love it the Giants picking 2 kids out of Hokie Nation that define the swagger game. 

4th round pick Adrien Robinson a TE out of Cincy, I know nothing about since the Big East fucking sucks and was not worth watching.  BUT this quote comes right out of Jerry Reese's mouth, "He didn’t catch a lot of balls for them. But he is kind of a late bloomer who has really come on. And we think this guy is kind of a JPP of tight ends. We like these kind of people. We will get Mike Pope involved with this guy. We brought him in for one of the visits. We are excited about him. We think he can really come on and develop and be a terrific football player for us. So it is very exciting for us to get him.” Holy shit they think this kid is the JPP of tight ends, well if thats the case then this dude will score 25 TD's this year.  Dudes already an All-Pro before even suiting up for mini camps.

The other 4th rounder was an OT from Auburn, Brandon Mosely, who Reese compares to David Diehl.  Boom another Pro-Bowl lineman.

6th rounder was another OT from UAB, Matt McCants.  Didnt even know UAB played football, but kid must be a late bloomer and have unbeleivable traits that no one else see but Reese and company

The 7th rounder and last pick was Markus Kuhn, a d tackle from NC State.  Kid is German which is crazy, do they even play real football in Germany?  I'm not talking about that pussy soccer shit they call football over there either. I know nothing about this kid and apparently hes barely even played football, but again neither did JPP so obviously there was something they saw in this kid.

So welcome to the defending Super Bowl champs men.  Hopefully you all make the team, probably not since were stacked but anyway 3 more months to training camp opens in Albany and I cant wait. 

David Wilson wore a suit and tie to classes at Va Tech

What an absolute power move wearing a suit and tie to classes at Va Tech.  I mean does it get any more professional than that.  Dude was taking his paycheck from the Tech boosters and probably buying Armani suits with his dick hanging out so chicks could slobber all over his knocker.  Not only that but dude challenged JPP to a backflip duel!!!!! Unreal I love it and he did 21 backflips in a row, thats more impressive than any combine stat.  And then he called himself "The best acrobat in the NFL" before he was technically even in the NFL!!!! Cant wait to get my ass up to Albany this summer to see the backflip fest b/w Wilson and JPP. 

Nike jerseys come otu today, gotta go to Mo's and get me a David Wilson jersey!

David Wilson is the newest member of Big Blue

No update last night for the Giants pick since I was slamming down CL Smooths at the bar watching the Rangers game.  Anyway, surprising pick by Jerry Reese taking David Wilson with the 32nd pick.  I have to believe if Doug Martin wasnt picked right before, he probably would of been the pick.  Nonetheless if Jerry Reese and Tom Coughlin love the kid than I do too.  I mean 4.4 40, ACC Offensive player of the year, 1700 yards rushing, can return kicks as well, top performer in the vertical and broad jumps and the shuttle run for all you Combine wackos.  Some of the negatives are that he fumbles, but thats nothing that Old Tom can't correct, I mean he basically saved that piece of shit Tiki's career by actually pulling a real life Darnell Jefferson from The Program and making him eat, sleep, and fuck the football only to have that Judas betray him and the organization.  So Tom can cure the fumble problems. 

Kind of curious what Day 2 of the draft will bring.  I feel like Jerry might surprise us again and go for a WR if Mohammed Sanu from Rutgers is still hanging around or he might go the old OL route because there still are some talented guys available that most considered 1st round picks that could possibly fall later into the 2nd round.

Holy Shit my Giants Season Tickets money is due next week..

May 1st a terrible day for my bank account, when it goes back to either $0 or negative dollars since I can barely cover the cost of my Giants season tickets.  3 years ago the Giants called me with an opportunity to buy season tickets since I was a waiting list member since 1999, when I signed up when I was 16 figuring it would be at least 40 years until they even called me and hopefully the last 10-15 years of my drunken existence I'd have enough money to pay for these things.  But instead in 2009 the Giants office called me to offer me season tickets.  Now they had called me in the past to offer me to buy a suite which is ridiculous because I was either in college or just out of college, did they even look at my birthdate on the waiting list sheet or were they just like fuck it maybe he has a trust fund, which is clearly not hte case.  But this time it was real I could actually get seats in my own name, so right away I ask for the 300's and the $1k PSL which obviously was sold out, I then ask for the next level which i believe was $2500 a PSL again sold out, which brings me to the $5k a seat per PSL, I ask how much do I need to put down that day and they say $2k which i actually had saved up for some unknown reason so boom I give them my debit card numbers and boom I'm a Giants season ticfket holder not even thinking at the time that holy motherufkin shit I owe the Giants another $8k by August of 2010. 

Anyway after scrapping together every bond I had from birth, Communion, Confirmation, graduation, etc I was able to pay the PSL.  Which brings me to today and the $2400 I owe in a week.  Clearly I didnt save anything over the past year and my brother who I share the tickets with decided to move into the city, even though he works on Long Island.  He must be the only fucking moron standing in Penn Station at 7am making the reverse commute out to LI.  So how the hell will I pay these, well hopefully the Giants coming off the joy of a Super Bowl will help a miserly idiot like myself with a payment plan. Unless a Stoolie out there wants to help a brother out?

What exactly do the G-Men need in the draft

The Giants as usual have been quiet so far during NFL free agency, which is par for the course with Jerry Reese and the Giants front office.  Quietly they have put together some nice pieces through low risk signings like Martellus Bennett and trading a 5th round pick for a former top 10 pick in Keith Rivers.  I believe the LB is pretty shored up right now with Rivers, Boley, Blackburn, Herzlich, Jacquian Williams, and even Greg Jones and Spencer Paysinger and a hybrid DE/LB in Kiwanuka.  Clearly our D-Line is stacked.  Secondary is pretty set with TT coming back and Prince hopefully not breaking another bone in his foot 3 seconds into his first practice. 

So what do we need believe it or not most of the help we need is on the offensive side of the ball.  We need a RB, a 3rd WR, a TE, and O-line help.  The O-line should be a big priority in this draft, not necessarily in the 1st round but in the 2nd and later rounds.  Our once vaunted O-Line who played every down of every game for 3 straight seasons in a row is no more.  Diehl is getting older, Beatty has one eye, Boothe has the fattest ass I've ever seen females included and he cant hike the ball for shit, the run game fucking sucked dick with Baas at center, and McKenzie was cut.  We drafted James Brewer in the 4th round last year but he didnt do shit last year, Petrus is beast we actually had a rushing attack when he played, but then we have a bunch of nobodies like Jim Cordle, Joel Reinders from fucking Canada and a bunch of other no names.  A late round RB is a need as well since Bradshaw is basically running on screws and bolts, even though the man never quits and is one of the toughest SOB's in the NFL he needs some help.  DJ Ware clearly can only run the inside hand off when we need a 2 point converstation and Da'Rel Scott even though hes fast as fuck hes a little guy and could take a beating as a feautred back.  Andre " We got a Ring" Brown got himself fucking suspended for 4 games for substance abuse which is clearly just steroids, dont evne know why the NFL has a policy on this who gives a shit.  IF your not taking steroids in the NFL than I dont know how the fuck you survive.  At the WR position we need a replacement for Mario Manningham, when he was in the game our offense was of the charts good, the secondary had no idea who the fuck to cover.  Reese drafted Jernigan to be a return man last year, which was an absolute fail since he couldnt even catch a punt, Barden was supposed to be the next Plax but he cant even get on the field because hes always hurt.  Maybe Hixon can come back but hes coming off tearing his ACL 2 years in a row so who knows what we have in him.  ANd last but not least a TE, since our 2 TE's from last year both tore their ACL's in the Super Bowl.  Beckum sucks so who cares about him, he basically had 1 good moment as a Giants his TD against the Packers in December for the first score of the game.  Poor Jake Ballard had a great season and was becoming a real threat, but then he tore his ACL and the Giants medical staff than had him try running on the sideline and it looked like he got sniper from someone in the stands (were those Mets doctors disguised as Giants medical staff telling him to do that?). 

Which leads to hoepfully our 1st round pick, Coby Fleener.  A stud TE from Stanford, played in a pro offense with Andrew Luck which will be a seamless transition to the Giants and Eli.  Lining up 2 TE's in Fleener and Bennett to go along with Nicks, Cruz and whoever our 3rd WR winds up being makes our offense unstoppable.

Ahhhh the NFL Draft is upon us

Today is the NFL Draft.  A day when a bunch of 20 and 21 year olds realize their dreams of making the NFL.  And also a day where fans of all 32 (actually 31 since the Saints decided to Kill Frank Gore's head and forfeited their 1st round pick) NFL teams flock to the city to get drunk and cheer or boo their teams 1st round pick.  For me and the rest of the Big Blue faithful we'll be waiting until about 3AM since we have the last pick and ESPN has to make everything a freakin production nowadays.  I mean the Colts and the Redskins already have said who their picking weeks ago, but I'm sure they will both wait until the final seconds of the allotted 10 mins to make their fuckin pick like a bunch of assholes because ESPN probably tells them to.  At least we have the Rangers game tonight to keep us occupied and the Jets should pick around 10-1030 which is always comical, unless they mortgage future drafts for Trent Richardson whcih they probably will.

Unfortunately as my girlfriend who works across the street from Radio City told me she's looking out her window watching them setup for the draft.  And what am I doing, I'm sitting in a fucking cube surrounding by a bunch of assholes pretending to do work.  I've always wanted to attend the draft just to see what its all about, like what do you do between the picks, do you just sit there and drink beer, do they have TV's to watch Kipers hair possibly move, do they show games, what exactly do you do.  I guess just pummeling beers at probably $10 a clip is the only thing to do.

So I'll be watching at 3am when the Giants are finally on the clock to see who our next 1st round stud will be.  God Bless Jerry Reece and Lets GO RANGERS!!!!

Bring back Osi

I know everyone says every year fuck Osi, we dont need him, even myself.  Yea well guess what we need him.  I dont give a shit if hes a backup DE getting starting money, because theres no such thing.  Basically being a starter in the NFL means you get to say what fucking grade school or gang you were in on SNF, big fuckin deal.  NFL defenses make subs all the time, having the D-Line we have when healthy is hte best D-line in football no if, ands, or buts about it.  When Osi didnt play last year we fucking suck, oh yea Mitch-Man he sucks against the run, big fucking deal teams barely run anymore unless your the Jets bringing back the wildcat.  This is a pass first league now and the best way to stop the passing attack is to put the QB on his fuckin ass as much as possible.  Once Osi finally got healthy week 17 against the Cowboys is when the defense took off, all the way to being crowned champs.  Yea Tuck had a lot to do with that also, but dont discount the effect Osi had on the defense.  So hopefully, Jerry you can bring him back, and if not fuck it probably just draft another sick DE in the draft anyway.  Praise be to Jerry Reece.

Jerry Reese owns the NFL Draft

Hello New York Football Giants, Stoolies.  Ahhhhh the NFL Draft is tomorrow and the Giants have the 32nd pick in 1st round, the best pick in the draft.  People might say are you fucking retarded the #1 pick is obviously the best pick.  Yea its great because your team fucking sucked last year and you get to pick #1 overall (fuck the Colts) or pick #2 like the Skins who basically mortgaged future drafts for the 100th straight year to grab RG3, yea good move Snyder draft a game changing QB and have ABSOLUTELY nothing around him, he'll look good crawling around on the turf after he got ass raped by JPP, Tuck, hopefully Osi?, Kiwanuka, and the rest of our Super Bowl Champion defense. So back to why picking #32 is awesome, its because you won the fucking Super Bowl HELLOOOO teams should want the last pick in the 1st round every year.  And for Jerry Reese it doesnt even matter because he could have only 1 pick in the draft and it be last pick with Mr. Irrelevant (who really is Relevant bc he got drafted by an NFL team, only 253 guys in the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD can say they were drafted by an NFL team and this year its even better because you get that crazy bitch who wants to fuck your brains out anyway, best year to be Mr. Irrelevant) and he would still find an absolute stud, be the first Mr. Irrelevant who probably even made an actual team.  So who we looking at with pick #32, I know all hte experts like Kiper and McShay and their 89328492832 mock drafts that start the day after each years drafts end have us taking a different guy each draft, I want Coby Fleener.  Why might you ask when we signed Martellus Bennett its because we havent had a stud TE since Bavaro (fuck Shockey he was a complete asshole and if he didnt get hurt in '07 we probably dont even make the playoffs, let alone win the fuckin Super Bowl).  Everyone says draft an OL, yea great you can get them later in the draft.  The 1st round pick has to be a stud, we can draft OL in the next 6 rounds.  Grab Fleener, Jerry and if hes not available grab whoever the fuck you want because I have the utmost confidence in whoever you take, plus we basically have 2 1st round picks from last year that we barely got to even see last year in Prince and Marvin Austin (gonna be a beast, even without playing football in almost 3 years by the time trainign camp comes).