Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Justin Tuck's Shredder Mask

Holy shit I havent written a blog in almost 2 months.  Good way to try and become a blogger on Barstool NY.  Really showing my strong work ethic. 

Anyway today started the Giants 3 day minicamp.  Tough week for Big Blue faithful with David Diehl crashing into everything in sight on a street in Astoria.  Couldnt imagine driving drunk in Astoria, riding a friggen bike is tough enough down those streets without smashing into every side mirror on every car.  But now that Diehl has apologized to his teammates, Tom, Jerry, the Mara's and the Tisch's its time to start talking football.  Last month was the rookie minicamp and yea that was great but now all the big boys are back to defend the title.  And by the looks of Tucks new facemask were gonna be the meanest nastiest D-Line in football again.  What an absolute bad ass fucking facemask that is.  J Tuck is gonna look like Shredder out there from TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for all you young bucks out there that never got to experience the awesomeness of cartoons growing up), just shredding offensive lineman out of his fucking way to sacking the QB.  With Tuck's Shredder facemask and Canty's I dont know what the fuck facemask that is but its totally badass we will strike fear into every opponent.

Ahhh only 43 days until training camp in Albany.  Can't come soon enough with the Mets basically on the verge of disaster this week after last weeks debacle.  Really wish baseball you could just put dudes like Bay on the PUP list and just be rid of that disaster of a signing

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