-Tom Coughlin signs extension. Basically Tom will be our coach until he dies or his frozen face from 4 years ago falls off. Tom has been a tremendous coach for us, even though basically every year fans complain about how much the team sucks during a certain stretch and the players are sick of Tom and need new direction. Yea well 2 Super Bowls in 4 years will shut those assholes up. Glad to have you back Tom!
-David Diehl drank 700 beers and got a DWI. I mean in all honestly how many freakin beers did Diehl drink to get that wasted to drive into parked cars. He's 6'5 300 lbs I would guess he could probably finish off a 30 rack without a problem and drive fine. Would love to know how many beers/drinks he actually had. He'll probably be suspended and he should no excuse to drive drunk when your in the NFL and you basically have a free cab service anywhere.
-Osi back for another year. Happy as a pig in shit to have Osi back, but jeez all that complaining about his contract the last 4 years and the dude basically gets another $2 million bucks. I mean thats not a bad payday obv better than making a minimum wage $40k working 9-6, 5 days a week staring at a computer screen in a cube surrounded by people you hate but I'm also not gifted at anything. He fired his agent to get this deal done, not exactly a smart move but whatever it keeps the best D-Line in football together for another year. Good move Osi, but re-hire your agent for your next contract negotiations
-Jake Ballard is cut. The NFL is a ruthless business. Guys risking there body and well being on every single snap. Dude was a beast last year, came out of nowhere and had a pretty good year. Yea he dropped some big passes in some big games but overall he was a great find for us. Dude gave it his all last year even after clearly tearing his ACL in the Super Bowl he gave it a go and tried running on the sideline and clearly destroyed it even more. If a trainer allowed him to do that he should be fired as well. Oh well hopefully we see you next year big Jake.
-David Wilson does backflips before throwing out first pitch at Citi Field. Yea who gives a shit about this but always cool seeing members of your 2 favorite teams on the same field together. Even though he threw a terrible pitch, cgood to see we could have some great backflip duels in training campe between Wilson and JPP. Actually who am I kidding I dont want to see that, dangerous doing backflips, dont need anymore fucking trainign camp injuries to star players.
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