General Tom Pissed

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Fucking Belichick.  Seriously what is his fucking deal, what a miserable piece of shit.  I never had anything against the Patriots because we just beat them when it matters, but this is a total cunt move.  Yea yea I know thats the risk when you cut a player but Ballard isnt playing this year at all, why the fuck would you pick him up when you already have that total clown Gronk and Hernandez?  All Belichick does is clearly cheat and its ridiculous he never got the same suspension that Sean Payton has gotten.  Dude clearly cheated in 2001 to win the Super Bowl XXXVI bc the Rams would of mopped the floor with that fucking far inferior team unless he videotaped the Rams practice which he blatantly did.  Probably cheated in Super Bowl XXXVIII against the Panthers as well, I'll even go as far as that he was the mastermind behind the Janet Jackson nipple slip.  About the Eagles game well whatever glad he cheated to win that game because I absolutely despise the city of Philly, Andy Reid, and the Eagles so anything to prevent that disgusting filth of a city from winning a championship is good in my book.  So keep trying to get the upper hand Belichick, General Tom will just keep beating you in Super Bowls, thats what we do is Title Town.

Giants News & otes

Lots of happenings into Championship-ville since my last blog a couple days after the draft:

-Tom Coughlin signs extension.  Basically Tom will be our coach until he dies or his frozen face from 4 years ago falls off.  Tom has been a tremendous coach for us, even though basically every year fans complain about how much the team sucks during a certain stretch and the players are sick of Tom and need new direction.  Yea well 2 Super Bowls in 4 years will shut those assholes up.  Glad to have you back Tom!

-David Diehl drank 700 beers and got a DWI.  I mean in all honestly how many freakin beers did Diehl drink to get that wasted to drive into parked cars.  He's 6'5 300 lbs I would guess he could probably finish off a 30 rack without a problem and drive fine.  Would love to know how many beers/drinks he actually had.  He'll probably be suspended and he should no excuse to drive drunk when your in the NFL and you basically have a free cab service anywhere.

-Osi back for another year.  Happy as a pig in shit to have Osi back, but jeez all that complaining about his contract the last 4 years and the dude basically gets another $2 million bucks.  I mean thats not a bad payday obv better than making a minimum wage $40k working 9-6, 5 days a week staring at a computer screen in a cube surrounded by people you hate but I'm also not gifted at anything.  He fired his agent to get this deal done, not exactly a smart move but whatever it keeps the best D-Line in football together for another year.  Good move Osi, but re-hire your agent for your next contract negotiations

-Jake Ballard is cut.  The NFL is a ruthless business.  Guys risking there body and well being on every single snap.  Dude was a beast last year, came out of nowhere and had a pretty good year.  Yea he dropped some big passes in some big games but overall he was a great find for us.  Dude gave it his all last year even after clearly tearing his ACL in the Super Bowl he gave it a go and tried running on the sideline and clearly destroyed it even more.  If a trainer allowed him to do that he should be fired as well.  Oh well hopefully we see you next year big Jake.

-David Wilson does backflips before throwing out first pitch at Citi Field.  Yea who gives a shit about this but always cool seeing members of your 2 favorite teams on the same field together.  Even though he threw a terrible pitch, cgood to see we could have some great backflip duels in training campe between Wilson and JPP.  Actually who am I kidding I dont want to see that, dangerous doing backflips, dont need anymore fucking trainign camp injuries to star players.

Justin Tuck's Shredder Mask

Holy shit I havent written a blog in almost 2 months.  Good way to try and become a blogger on Barstool NY.  Really showing my strong work ethic. 

Anyway today started the Giants 3 day minicamp.  Tough week for Big Blue faithful with David Diehl crashing into everything in sight on a street in Astoria.  Couldnt imagine driving drunk in Astoria, riding a friggen bike is tough enough down those streets without smashing into every side mirror on every car.  But now that Diehl has apologized to his teammates, Tom, Jerry, the Mara's and the Tisch's its time to start talking football.  Last month was the rookie minicamp and yea that was great but now all the big boys are back to defend the title.  And by the looks of Tucks new facemask were gonna be the meanest nastiest D-Line in football again.  What an absolute bad ass fucking facemask that is.  J Tuck is gonna look like Shredder out there from TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for all you young bucks out there that never got to experience the awesomeness of cartoons growing up), just shredding offensive lineman out of his fucking way to sacking the QB.  With Tuck's Shredder facemask and Canty's I dont know what the fuck facemask that is but its totally badass we will strike fear into every opponent.

Ahhh only 43 days until training camp in Albany.  Can't come soon enough with the Mets basically on the verge of disaster this week after last weeks debacle.  Really wish baseball you could just put dudes like Bay on the PUP list and just be rid of that disaster of a signing