Love the attitude Martellus!  Welcome to the New York Football Giants.  It's tradition to talk shit about the Cowboys and whats better than having an ex-Cowboy throw the first stone of the season.  I know Martellus Bennett underachieved as a Cowboy but he was behind Jason Witten and had Tony Homo.  He claims hes an asshole and he hates everybody in the NFL, tremendous!!!! These are the type of guys I want on my team.  He also arrived today in Bentley and compared himself to Kim Kardashian, that I don't like you should never compare yourself to that cunt no matter.  Another gem is comparing himself to Ghandi, dude Ghandi loved everybody hes fucking Ghandi but whatever just say whatver the fuck you want, compare yourself to whoever you want as long as you fucking catch passes, run over dudes and score TD's. 

Football is finally here THANK GOD, just as my baseball season has come to end during the Mets 6th annual collapse.  Wish they showed the Giants practices somewhere on TV, probably more exciting than watching the Mets go 0 for the century with runners in scoring postion and the bullpen coming in and giving up 10 runs an inning.  Fuck the Wilpons and Sandy Alderson learn a lesson from the Mara's/Tisch's and Jerry Reese.

General Tom Pissed

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Fucking Belichick.  Seriously what is his fucking deal, what a miserable piece of shit.  I never had anything against the Patriots because we just beat them when it matters, but this is a total cunt move.  Yea yea I know thats the risk when you cut a player but Ballard isnt playing this year at all, why the fuck would you pick him up when you already have that total clown Gronk and Hernandez?  All Belichick does is clearly cheat and its ridiculous he never got the same suspension that Sean Payton has gotten.  Dude clearly cheated in 2001 to win the Super Bowl XXXVI bc the Rams would of mopped the floor with that fucking far inferior team unless he videotaped the Rams practice which he blatantly did.  Probably cheated in Super Bowl XXXVIII against the Panthers as well, I'll even go as far as that he was the mastermind behind the Janet Jackson nipple slip.  About the Eagles game well whatever glad he cheated to win that game because I absolutely despise the city of Philly, Andy Reid, and the Eagles so anything to prevent that disgusting filth of a city from winning a championship is good in my book.  So keep trying to get the upper hand Belichick, General Tom will just keep beating you in Super Bowls, thats what we do is Title Town.

Giants News & otes

Lots of happenings into Championship-ville since my last blog a couple days after the draft:

-Tom Coughlin signs extension.  Basically Tom will be our coach until he dies or his frozen face from 4 years ago falls off.  Tom has been a tremendous coach for us, even though basically every year fans complain about how much the team sucks during a certain stretch and the players are sick of Tom and need new direction.  Yea well 2 Super Bowls in 4 years will shut those assholes up.  Glad to have you back Tom!

-David Diehl drank 700 beers and got a DWI.  I mean in all honestly how many freakin beers did Diehl drink to get that wasted to drive into parked cars.  He's 6'5 300 lbs I would guess he could probably finish off a 30 rack without a problem and drive fine.  Would love to know how many beers/drinks he actually had.  He'll probably be suspended and he should no excuse to drive drunk when your in the NFL and you basically have a free cab service anywhere.

-Osi back for another year.  Happy as a pig in shit to have Osi back, but jeez all that complaining about his contract the last 4 years and the dude basically gets another $2 million bucks.  I mean thats not a bad payday obv better than making a minimum wage $40k working 9-6, 5 days a week staring at a computer screen in a cube surrounded by people you hate but I'm also not gifted at anything.  He fired his agent to get this deal done, not exactly a smart move but whatever it keeps the best D-Line in football together for another year.  Good move Osi, but re-hire your agent for your next contract negotiations

-Jake Ballard is cut.  The NFL is a ruthless business.  Guys risking there body and well being on every single snap.  Dude was a beast last year, came out of nowhere and had a pretty good year.  Yea he dropped some big passes in some big games but overall he was a great find for us.  Dude gave it his all last year even after clearly tearing his ACL in the Super Bowl he gave it a go and tried running on the sideline and clearly destroyed it even more.  If a trainer allowed him to do that he should be fired as well.  Oh well hopefully we see you next year big Jake.

-David Wilson does backflips before throwing out first pitch at Citi Field.  Yea who gives a shit about this but always cool seeing members of your 2 favorite teams on the same field together.  Even though he threw a terrible pitch, cgood to see we could have some great backflip duels in training campe between Wilson and JPP.  Actually who am I kidding I dont want to see that, dangerous doing backflips, dont need anymore fucking trainign camp injuries to star players.

Justin Tuck's Shredder Mask

Holy shit I havent written a blog in almost 2 months.  Good way to try and become a blogger on Barstool NY.  Really showing my strong work ethic. 

Anyway today started the Giants 3 day minicamp.  Tough week for Big Blue faithful with David Diehl crashing into everything in sight on a street in Astoria.  Couldnt imagine driving drunk in Astoria, riding a friggen bike is tough enough down those streets without smashing into every side mirror on every car.  But now that Diehl has apologized to his teammates, Tom, Jerry, the Mara's and the Tisch's its time to start talking football.  Last month was the rookie minicamp and yea that was great but now all the big boys are back to defend the title.  And by the looks of Tucks new facemask were gonna be the meanest nastiest D-Line in football again.  What an absolute bad ass fucking facemask that is.  J Tuck is gonna look like Shredder out there from TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for all you young bucks out there that never got to experience the awesomeness of cartoons growing up), just shredding offensive lineman out of his fucking way to sacking the QB.  With Tuck's Shredder facemask and Canty's I dont know what the fuck facemask that is but its totally badass we will strike fear into every opponent.

Ahhh only 43 days until training camp in Albany.  Can't come soon enough with the Mets basically on the verge of disaster this week after last weeks debacle.  Really wish baseball you could just put dudes like Bay on the PUP list and just be rid of that disaster of a signing

Jerry Reese playing chess while the rest of the league plays checkers

Jerry Reese just continues to dominate the draft game.  Getting Rueben Randle with the last pick of the 2nd round is pure gold.  The dude caught 53 passes for over 900 yards and 8 TD's last year with basically a shittier verson of me throwing him the ball, thats how bad LSU quaterbacks were.  Do people honestly realize how fucking awful Jarrett Lee and Jordan Jefferson were last year?  With Nicks, Cruz, and Randle the Giants have probably the best 3 WR set in the league, no doubt.  Thanks Manningham for the great catch in the Super Bowl, but see ya thanks for leaving.

With the 3rd round pick the G-Men selected Jayron Hosley out of Va Tech, another nice pick for the secondary.  Scouts say this kid is an absolute ballhawk and Va Tech and he said he left college early because it was getting too easy for him.  Love it the Giants picking 2 kids out of Hokie Nation that define the swagger game. 

4th round pick Adrien Robinson a TE out of Cincy, I know nothing about since the Big East fucking sucks and was not worth watching.  BUT this quote comes right out of Jerry Reese's mouth, "He didn’t catch a lot of balls for them. But he is kind of a late bloomer who has really come on. And we think this guy is kind of a JPP of tight ends. We like these kind of people. We will get Mike Pope involved with this guy. We brought him in for one of the visits. We are excited about him. We think he can really come on and develop and be a terrific football player for us. So it is very exciting for us to get him.” Holy shit they think this kid is the JPP of tight ends, well if thats the case then this dude will score 25 TD's this year.  Dudes already an All-Pro before even suiting up for mini camps.

The other 4th rounder was an OT from Auburn, Brandon Mosely, who Reese compares to David Diehl.  Boom another Pro-Bowl lineman.

6th rounder was another OT from UAB, Matt McCants.  Didnt even know UAB played football, but kid must be a late bloomer and have unbeleivable traits that no one else see but Reese and company

The 7th rounder and last pick was Markus Kuhn, a d tackle from NC State.  Kid is German which is crazy, do they even play real football in Germany?  I'm not talking about that pussy soccer shit they call football over there either. I know nothing about this kid and apparently hes barely even played football, but again neither did JPP so obviously there was something they saw in this kid.

So welcome to the defending Super Bowl champs men.  Hopefully you all make the team, probably not since were stacked but anyway 3 more months to training camp opens in Albany and I cant wait. 

David Wilson wore a suit and tie to classes at Va Tech

What an absolute power move wearing a suit and tie to classes at Va Tech.  I mean does it get any more professional than that.  Dude was taking his paycheck from the Tech boosters and probably buying Armani suits with his dick hanging out so chicks could slobber all over his knocker.  Not only that but dude challenged JPP to a backflip duel!!!!! Unreal I love it and he did 21 backflips in a row, thats more impressive than any combine stat.  And then he called himself "The best acrobat in the NFL" before he was technically even in the NFL!!!! Cant wait to get my ass up to Albany this summer to see the backflip fest b/w Wilson and JPP. 

Nike jerseys come otu today, gotta go to Mo's and get me a David Wilson jersey!

David Wilson is the newest member of Big Blue

No update last night for the Giants pick since I was slamming down CL Smooths at the bar watching the Rangers game.  Anyway, surprising pick by Jerry Reese taking David Wilson with the 32nd pick.  I have to believe if Doug Martin wasnt picked right before, he probably would of been the pick.  Nonetheless if Jerry Reese and Tom Coughlin love the kid than I do too.  I mean 4.4 40, ACC Offensive player of the year, 1700 yards rushing, can return kicks as well, top performer in the vertical and broad jumps and the shuttle run for all you Combine wackos.  Some of the negatives are that he fumbles, but thats nothing that Old Tom can't correct, I mean he basically saved that piece of shit Tiki's career by actually pulling a real life Darnell Jefferson from The Program and making him eat, sleep, and fuck the football only to have that Judas betray him and the organization.  So Tom can cure the fumble problems. 

Kind of curious what Day 2 of the draft will bring.  I feel like Jerry might surprise us again and go for a WR if Mohammed Sanu from Rutgers is still hanging around or he might go the old OL route because there still are some talented guys available that most considered 1st round picks that could possibly fall later into the 2nd round.